by Patience Fort
There was an old lady
Who misplaced her brain.
How insane!
She misplaced her brain.
Jill Konrath
She looked on the table.
She looked on the floor.
She stopped for a minute.
Then hunted some more.
She looked in the closet.
She looked in the car.
She looked in the bedroom.
It couldn’t be far.
She pulled up an app
To send it a beep.
Her phone seemed to say
It was under her feet.
Her brain was not there.
It just wasn’t there.
Herein was the problem,
She hadn’t a spare.
So…
She rechecked the table.
She rechecked the floor.
It still wasn’t there
Like it wasn’t before.
What was she to do?
This just didn’t jive.
Her brain was important
For her to survive!
Again she went searching
To locate her brain.
She checked at the airport.
She checked on the train.
She checked its location.
She sent it a ping.
She sent it a message.
She tried everything!
At last as she started
To give up her quest,
She spotted it hidden
On top of her desk.
Let this be a lesson
For all who have brains.
Don’t misplace your iPad
And don’t go insane.
LORD, this is a silly little rhyme. Honestly we have become way too dependent on our electronics. I pray that we will not lose sight of the fact that you are the only one we can really depend on. You are always with us. Help us never to forget!
Oh, my! Have you silently been following me around while repeatedly look for lost, or hidden, items!
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